Not
very long ago, prank calling consisted of a room full of bored teens, a
rotary phone and a phone book flipped open to the “pizza delivery”
section of the Yellow Pages. You’d pick straws to choose who went first,
and then take turns seeing who could make the funniest prank call.
However,
the rapid advancement of VOIP technology has led to an interesting
integration between the Internet and phone lines. That integration now
provides teens with prank call websites and other Internet technologies
that make prank calls not only easier and more anonymous, but even
completely automated.
How Prank Call Websites Work
If
you consider how making a call from a VOIP application like Skype
works, this process is much the same. When you dial a landline number
from Skype, your call travels through what’s called an IP gateway that
transfers data from the Internet to phone networks. In fact, more and
more phone companies are switching over to IP telephony, making the
entire line between “landlines” and “VOIP” even more vague.
MakeUseOf covers VOIP technologies often, such as Finding the Cheapest VOIP Calling Rates or Charnita’s article on The Best Sites For Making International Telephone Calls.
Another aspect to VOIP are applications where instead of initiating the
call yourself, you have the computer do it for you. And whenever you
have the computer do anything, an entire world of possibilities open up
such as scheduling calls or playing music or hilarious sounds and
voices.
If you and your friends are
the type that likes to poke a little fun at each other, using the
following prank call websites on your friends is sure to give them a
good laugh.
Bored.com – An Automated Prank Call
One of the simplest websites for making prank calls is Bored.com,
which is basically a website for bored people, filled with categories
like videos, games and humor. Under the “dumb” category, Bored.com
offers this tool where you can enter the phone number to call, the
number that you want to show up on Caller ID, and what you want the
automated message to say.
Once
you submit the information, Bored.com’s computer system places a VOIP
phonecall to the number that you specified. The system utilizes
text-to-voice technology, so that when your friend answers the call,
your message is repeated in a digitized voice. There are a few things to
take note of here; first, this particular tool allows you to make just 3
calls a day (from your IP anyway), and second, don’t even bother typing
in any vulgar or curse words – vulgarity is filtered and your call
won’t be made. This site could be a riot for a group of friends who
occasionally want to fire off a prank call to each other containing some
inside joke or really funny quote.
MyPhoneBlaster – Blast Them With an MP3
If a computerized voice reading off your message just doesn’t cut it for you, then consider MyPhoneBlaster,
a free service that lets you send an MP3 sound file to someone’s phone
number. The sound file can be anything at all, from a song clip to a
voice recording that you create yourself.
The
only limitations for the free calls on this site are that the files
need to be under 8MB, and the call will only allow 30 second clips.
Personally, I think a full half of a minute is more than enough to put
together a hilarious MP3 that a friend will get a kick out of. I have a
few friends who would really get a kick out of a 30 second clip from the
movie Office Space, or from the TV show King of the Hill. Of course, then they’d immediately know it’s from me.
PrankDialier – Just Pick A Sound and Send
Now, if you really don’t have time to put together a sound file of your own, PrankDialer
is a fun option. It’s also one of the few free services that offers
non-US service to select countries. All you have to do is select one of
the pranks and type in the phone number that you want the service to
call. The pranks range from various song clips to some pretty comical
clips.
One
of the funniest clips I found in this decent sized selection is one
called “David after the Dentist.” Basically, the clip is an audio of
this 9 or 10 year old kid who just left the dentist’s office. He’s still
feeling a bit drugged up – possibly either from the novocaine or
laughing gas. The kid really starts to freak out. At first he just says,
“I see two fingers. Okay now I see four fingers… I can’t see anything!”
And then, he lets out an ear-splitting panic-attack scream that – I’m
telling the absolute truth here – had me on the floor in stitches for a
full ten minutes. Funniest clip ever.
Wakerupper – Using a CallBack Service
Another method people use to make prank calls on the Internet is by using one of the many free callback services, such as the ones Aibek reviewed, that have sprung up all around the Internet ever since free VOIP calling became viable and popular. One of those is Wakerupper,
which is a lot like the automated prank call sites above that used a
digitized voice, except with this site you can schedule the call at some
point in the future.
While
the service was intended as a tool people can use to schedule birthday
wishes or to remind yourself about an important appointment, obviously
it can also be used as a free prank call website that let’s you schedule
exactly when the call will be placed. This is perfect if you have
friends who are on different time zones and really don’t want to fire
off an Internet prank call and wake them up at two in the morning.
There’s funny, and then there’s just plain rude.
When a Prank Call Goes Over the Line
For
many kids, making prank calls is just a part of growing up. For adults,
prank calling friends is a really fun way to keep in touch with people
in a hilarious way. However, these services also allow people additional
anonymity and security – which makes it more comfortable to cross over a
dangerous line. In fact, some things can get you arrested in many
countries – such as prank calling 911 or the police, calling in bomb
threats, and threatening or harassing people. Just this year, a teenage boy was arrested
by the FBI for “prank calling” bomb threats to North Carolina schools
in order to shut them down for a day. So, prank calls are fun, but
remember to use common sense whenever using any of these free sites.
Have you ever made or received VOIP prank calls? Tell other MakeUseOf readers about it in the comments section below.
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"It's a huge day for the nation, it's a huge day for all of our partners
and it's a huge day for the American people," he said. "Everybody in
the morning should be sticking their chests out, saying 'that's my rover
on Mars.' Because it belongs to all of us."
In an unparalleled technological triumph, a one-ton nuclear-powered
rover the size of a small car was lowered to the surface of Mars on the
end of a 25-foot-long bridle suspended from the belly of a
rocket-powered flying crane late Sunday to kick off an unprecedented
$2.5 billion mission.
With flight controllers at NASA's Jet
Propulsion Laboratory anxiously watching telemetry flowing in from Mars,
154 million miles away and 13.8 minutes after the fact, the Mars
Science Laboratory rover -- Curiosity -- radioed confirmation of
touchdown at 10:32 p.m. PDT (GMT-7; 1:32 a.m. EDT Monday).
"Touchdown
confirmed. We're safe on Mars!" said mission control commentator Allen
Chen as the flight control team erupted in boisterous cheers and
applause.
"It's just absolutely incredible, it doesn't get any
better than this," said NASA Administrator Charles Bolden. "I was a
basket case in there, I was really on pins and needles.
The target landing zone was the floor of Gale Crater near the base of
a three-mile-high mound of layered rock that represents hundreds of
thousands to tens of millions of years of martian history, a frozen
record of the planet's changing environment and evolution.
While
the rover's exact position was not immediately known, there were no
obvious problems during the dramatic entry, descent and landing and
Curiosity presumably made it down inside a predicted footprint measuring
four miles wide and 12 miles long -- a pinpoint landing compared to
previous missions.
The seven-minute descent to the surface
provided high drama as flight controllers monitored telemetry from the
spacecraft, relayed through NASA's aging Mars Odyssey orbiter. As each
major milestone ticked off, engineers clapped and cheered, increasingly
optimistic as the spacecraft passed one hurdle after another.
Adam Steltzner, the engineer in charge of Curiosity's entry, descent and landing team, reacts to telemetry confirming touchdown.
NASA
"Vehicle
reports entry interface," Chen said as the descent vehicle plunged into
the discernible atmosphere at a blistering 13,200 mph. "At this time it
will begin pressurizing the propulsion system to increase the thrust of
the system. It'll use that for all the maneuvering in the atmosphere
we're about to do... We are standing by for guidance start and the start
of guided entry."
A few moments later: "We are beginning to feel
the atmosphere as we go in here," Chen said. "The vehicle has just
reported via tones that it has started guided entry. At this time, the
vehicle is beginning to steer its way to the target... It's starting its
first bank reversal."
As the spacecraft guided itself through two
banking roll reversals to bleed off velocity as it zeroed in on the
target landing zone, Chen noted "we have seen peak deceleration. We've
passed through peak heating and peak deceleration. It is reporting we
are seeing Gs on the order of 11 to 12 Earth Gs."
Guided entry
then ended as expected and the spacecraft's huge parachute deployed and
inflated as it fell toward Mars at 1.7 times the speed of sound, quickly
decelerating as required.
"Stand by for parachute deploy...
Parachute deploy!" Chen reported as the flight control team applauded.
"Thrusters have been re-enabled, we will control attitude on chute, we
are decelerating. About 10 kilometers (10.2 miles) and descending, we
are at 150 meters per second (335 mph)..."
"We are nine kilometers
(5.6 miles) and descending... We have acquired the ground with the
radar (applause). Heat shield has separated, we have found the ground.
We're standing by to prime the MLE engines in preparation for powered
flight. We're down to 90 meters per second (201 mph) at an altitude of
6.9 kilometers (4.3 miles) and descending."
As Curiosity fell,
Earth dropped below the martian horizon, cutting off simple tones sent
back by the spacecraft to mark major events. But the Mars Odyssey
orbiter continued beaming back an uninterrupted flow of telemetry,
giving flight engineers a ringside seat.
"We're down to 86 meters
per second (192 mph) at an altitude of four kilometers (2.5 miles) and
descending," Chen said. "We have lost tones from Earth at this time,
this is expected. We're continuing on Odyssey telemetry... Standing by
for backshell separation..."
Right on schedule, less than a mile
above the surface, Curiosity and its "sky crane" backpack fell away from
the parachute and backshell and an instant later, eight rocket engines,
two on each corner ignited to stabilize the craft and slow it to a
sedate 1.7 mph.
"We are in powered flight," Chen reported,
prompting more applause. "We're at an altitude of one kilometer (0.6
miles) and descending about 70 meters per second (157 mph)... Down to 50
meters per second (112 mph), 500 meters (1,640 feet) in altitude,
standing by for sky crane... We found a nice flat place, we're coming in
ready for sky crane... Down to 10 meters per second (22 mph), 40 meters
altitude (131 feet)...
"Sky crane has started (applause)...
Descending at about point 75 meters per second (1.7 mph) as expected...
Expecting bridle cut shortly."
One
of the initial images downlinked from Curiosity's hazard avoidance
cameras, showing the rover's shadow on the surface of Mars.
High-resolution pictures are expected later, after extensive tests and
checkout.
NASA
As
Curiosity's wheels settled to the surface, the flight computer sent
commands to cut the cables connecting it to the sky crane descent stage,
which then flew away to a crash landing as planned.
Finally, after checking telemetry and confirming its status, Chen reported "touchdown confirmed. We're safe on Mars!"
Amid jubilant applause and cheers, he added: "Time to see where Curiosity will take us!"
While
engineers did not expect pictures right away, blurry low-resolution
thumbnails from the rover's rear hazard avoidance cameras were
transmitted within minutes of touchdown showing a wheel on the surface
of Mars.
"Odyssey data is still strong," Chen reported. "Odyssey
is nice and high in the sky. At this time we're standing by for
images..."
"We've got thumbnails," someone said.
"We are wheels down on Mars!" Chen reported.
"Oh my God," someone else said in the background.
Exploring
the crater floor and climbing Mount Sharp over the next two years,
Curiosity will look for signs of past or present habitability and search
for carbon compounds, the building blocks of life as it is known on
Earth.
But before the rover's geological fieldwork can begin,
engineers will devote several weeks to carefully checking out
Curiosity's complex systems and testing its state-of-the-art instruments
and cameras.
"I can guarantee you in the days, months and years
from now you'll be hearing an incredible science story," said Project
Scientist John Grotzinger. "The money, two-and-a-half billion dollars,
we don't put it in the rover and send it to mars, we spend it on Earth.
"This
whole enterprise, if you divide by every woman, man and child in this
country, comes out to be the cost of a movie (about $7). I speak on
behalf of all my colleagues in science, that's a movie I want to see!"
John Holdren, President Obama's science adviser, said the landing was a "technological tour de force."
"It's
an enormous step forward in planetary exploration, nobody has ever done
anything like this," he said. "This lander is vastly bigger, vastly
more capable, much more complicated to bring in, many new technologies
had to work in perfect succession and perfect synchronization for this
to happen.
"This is by far the most capable device, set of
instruments, we've put up there for determining whether Mars every could
have supported life. ... We stand to learn a tremendous amount from
this Curiosity Mars Science Laboratory. It's going to do incredible
things." While precise numbers were not expected until the
telemetry could be analyzed, the entry, descent and landing appeared to
follow the EDL team's script without any major problems.
"It
looked extremely clean," said Adam Seltzner, the lead engineer on the
entry, descent and landing team. "Our navigation error was on the low
side of our expectation. ... Our powered flight appears to have been
excellent. We landed with 140 kilograms of fuel reserves out of a total
of 400 kilos we carried in.
"It looked good, in short, good and clean," he said.
The
timing of events in the following description were predicted and may be
slightly different from the actual values, which depended on
atmospheric conditions and other factors. But given the successful
touchdown, the spacecraft lived up to the team's sky-high expectations.
The
Mars Science Laboratory spacecraft consisted of an interplanetary
cruise stage, providing power and communications during the long-flight
out from Earth, and the Curiosity rover, cocooned inside a heat shield
and aeroshell to protect it from the extreme temperatures of atmospheric
entry.
After covering 352 million miles since launch from Cape
Canaveral, Fla., last November, the cruise stage separated from the
lander around 10 p.m. But because of the distance between Earth and Mars
-- 154 million miles -- it took radio signals confirming critical
events 13.8 minutes to reach the flight control team at JPL. That
translated into 10:14 p.m. "Earth-received time."
One minute
later, thrusters fired to stop the entry vehicle's 2-rpm rotation and
the spacecraft re-oriented itself heat shield forward and slammed into
the discernible atmosphere at 10:24 p.m. at an altitude of about 78
miles and a velocity of 13,200 mph. At that point, it was about 390
miles -- seven minutes -- from touchdown in Gale Crater.
The Mars Science Laboratory was the first spacecraft to attempt a so-called guided entry on another planet.
To
control its lift, which allowed Curiosity's flight computer to make a
pinpoint landing, two 165-pound tungsten weights were ejected just
before entry to change the spacecraft's center of mass. During
hypersonic flight, thruster firings controlled the orientation of the
vehicle's "lift vector" to compensate for actual atmospheric conditions
as it precisely controlled its path toward Gale Crater.
The heat shield was expected to be jettisoned about 24 seconds later,
at an altitude of about five miles and a descent rate of 280 mph,
exposing the rover's undercarriage to view.
A sophisticated radar
altimeter then began measuring altitude and velocity, feeding those data
to the rover's flight computer while a high-definition camera began
recording video of the remaining few minutes of the descent.
Six
minutes after entry, now one mile up and falling toward the surface at
roughly 180 mph, the rover and its rocket pack were cut away from the
parachute and backshell, falling like a rock through the thin martian
atmosphere.
An instant later, eight hydrazine-burning rocket
engines, two at each corner of the descent stage, ignited to stabilize
and quickly slow the craft's vertical velocity to less than 2 mph.
About
16 seconds before touchdown, at an altitude of just under 70 feet,
Curiosity was lowered on the end of a 25-foot-long bridle made up of
three cables. As the support and data cables unreeled, the rover's six
motorized wheels presumably snapped into position for touchdown.
Finally,
seven minutes after the entry began and descending at a gentle 1.7 mph,
Curiosity's wheels touched the surface of Mars. Radio confirmation of
landing came in at 10:32 p.m., about 3 p.m. local time on Mars.
Curiosity's
flight computer, sensing "weight on wheels," then sent commands to fire
small explosive devices that severed the cables connecting the rover to
the still-firing propulsion system. Its work complete, the descent
stage flew away to a crash landing a safe distance away.
"We have
three different signals we would use to confirm touchdown and we need
all three of those things to look right before we say so," Steltzner
said earlier Sunday. "One of those is a message from the spacecraft that
says 'I touched down, and this is the velocity I touched down at and
where I think I am.'
"The rover has an inertial measurement unit, a
gyro and an accelerometer set, and we look at that stream to say the
rover's not moving at all, that signal says 'I think I'm on the ground
and I'm not moving.' And the third is, we wait a safe period of time and
confirm we're getting continuous UHF (radio) transmission. And frankly,
that's there to make sure the descent stage hasn't fallen back down on
top of the rover. When all three of those signals are positive, we
declare touchdown confirmation."